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Christmas Jokes by
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hat do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !
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