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Left Book Christmas Dinner Jokes
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Everyone loves Christmas dinner, well almost!

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!

What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when"!

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What bird has wings but cannot fly?
Roast turkey!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!

We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y!

Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left?
Mrs Noah: Well it is Christmas!

Why is a turkey a fashionable bird?
Because he always appears well dressed for dinner!

What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the breakup of China and the overthrow of Greece!

Why is a guitar like a turkey being made ready for the oven?
Because they are both plucked!

How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it down the road!

What do you call a man with jelly in one ear and custard and cake in the other?
A trifle deaf!

How do you start a jelly race?
Get set!

Whats bread?
Raw toast!

Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
Mince spies!

Where do turkeys go when they die?
To oven!



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