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Left Book Twelve Days of Christmas - AOL Version
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On the first day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the second day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the third day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the fourth day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the fifth day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the sixth day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the seventh day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eight day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the ninth day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the tenth day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eleventh day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the twelveth day of AOL
those Bozos gave to me,
12 reasons to cancel,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.



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