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Left Book Twelve Days of Christmas - Appalachia Version
by White,Kevin & Santras
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On the first day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, a meal in my mobile home.
On the second day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the third day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 5th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 6th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, six clothing vouchers, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 7th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, seven months probation, six clothing vouchers, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 8th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, eight winter coats, seven months probation, six clothing vouchers, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 9th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, nine welfare checks, eight winter coats, seven months probation, six clothing vouchers, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 10th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, ten cans of SKOAL, nine welfare checks, eight winter coats, seven months probation, six clothing vouchers, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 11th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, eleven camel bucks, ten cans of SKOAL, nine welfare checks, eight winter coats, seven months probation, six clothing vouchers, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.

On the 12th day of Christmas, the government delivered to me, twelve food stamps, eleven camel bucks, ten cans of SKOAL, nine welfare checks, eight winter coats, seven months probation, six clothing vouchers, five pairs of jeans, four holed shirts, three cans of food, two used toothbrushes, and a meal in my mobile home.



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The Santra's, along with Kevin White, wrote that during their 8th grade year. Five years ago.



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