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Left Book Drinking Around the Christmas Tree
by Lonergan, Patrick
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(to the tune "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree")

Drinking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party rush,
Faces are hung o'er the balcony, everybody is a lush.

Drinking around the Christmas tree, let the Christmas drunkards
through,
Later we'll do some vomiting, and our arms will hug the loo.

You will get an upset stomach feeling when you taste
Vodka through your nose, oh golly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

Drinking around the Christmas tree, your hangover's on its way,
Everybody's wearing ice pack hats in the new old-fashioned way.

(drunken sax solo.)

You will get an upset stomach feeling when you taste
Vodka through your nose, oh golly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

Drinking around the Christmas tree, your hangover's on its way,
Everybody's wearing ice pack hats in the new old-fashioned way.



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Originally, "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee, but this is a parody of it that Patrick wrote for the Christmas season.


Patrick writes:
I wrote the parody 10 years ago, while a student attending college at Southeastern Louisiana. I'm quite surprised to find it listed throughout the internet, apparently picked up after I made a post to the rec.music.dementia newsgroup on 11/19/94. An additional link to a comedy website I now hobby out (http://snlyou.jt.org) would also be appreciated. Thanks!




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