SantaSearch  |  Operation SantaSearch  |  Contact Us  |  Site Map
.ORG
Thursday, November 27, 2014  |  28 Days Until Christmas
   
holly holly and candycane bar holly
Stories, Poems and Humor
Left Book Twas the Night Before Christmas - Bowler's Night
by Unknown
Right Book

Cast Your Vote!


Current Rating
Not Rated

» Rate this resource «
on a scale of 1 to 5,
with 5 being best.


Statistics


Hits: 781
Group: Humor & Fun
Language: English



Send some Christmas spirit through your computer with our fun, free e-cards.
Something for everyone from interactive games to crafts and coloring, there's always something to do in our Kids area.



'Twas the night before XMAS
And all throughout the shop
Not a kegler was stirring
Not even a pop

All nestled in bed
With dreams of the perfect shot
They hoped St. Nick
Gave them a ball that was hot

But St. Nick was standing there
Just dazed and confused
With all this new equipment
He didnít know what to do

What's Brunswick doing
With so many balls on the rack
The Zones are a bit much
As all the Elites by Track

The game is turning into golf
You get a new ball to adjust
But with the market so flooded
Half the balls are a bust

He looked at his list
With a sneer on his face
Like the Omega Lion
This is simply a disgrace.

MF stock is down
Walter Ray is a bore
And whatís with Columbia
And their Titanium core?

Take the game by Storm?
Or Webb and his RX?
Glow in the dark balls?
Who needs those dern effects?

Faball or Hammer
What's that company's name?
The heck with this science
Bowling's just a game

A Quantum Helix
Thatís kinda catchy
Then he saw the price of it
Holy cow is that pricey!

But Nick looked over
Saw the keglers sleeping in bed
And knew if he didnít get them what they want
He was simply going to be dead.

Ever so quietly
He dropped a ball in each stocking
He glanced at his watch
It was getting close to morning!

On Roth! On Anthony!
Letís go watch some Seinfeld
Because Iím going to be sick
If I see another ad with Jeremy Sonnenfeld.

And off he went
With his Dexters over his shoulder
He opened the door and said
Oy! Itís getting colder!

The bowlers woke up
And were they shocked to discover
That Olí St. Nick
Left them each a Manhattan Rubber



Printer Friendly Page




If you suspect a misspelling, omission or other error in the above, please contact us describing the suspected error so that we can correct it.

If you're seeking help with locating a Holiday favorite, we invite you to join our Christmas Community Forums, where you can post a request for assistance in Christmas Stories, Poetry and Humor.

More resources can be found under Stories & Poetry and Humor in our Christmas Directory.




Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter

Like this site? Share it.
Share |

holly holly and candycane bar holly
Like this site?
Share it.

Santa's Library

Browse by Title
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z    
Browse by Author
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z    
Our Favorite Links
More resources can be found under Stories & Poetry and Humor in our Christmas Directory.

Grab a parent and write your letter to Santa!
Click here to browse Christmas music, songs and lyrics.



All external sites will open in a new browser. SantaSearch does not endorse external sites.

© Copyright 1996 - 2014 SantaSearch. All Rights Reserved.
All Toon images are copyright © 1997 - 2014 Ron Leishman.
No images may be resold or redistributed without prior written permission from Ron Leishman and SantaSearch.
Terms under which this service is provided to you. Read our privacy guidelines. Contact us.
v2.3