Now back in the winter of 62
Uncle Jed mixed up a batch of his home brew
Said He had a lot of kin folk to give it all too
And on Christmas Eve…that’s what he was gonna do

(Little Booze in a bottle with a ribbon on it… now that’s nice)

Well, I never forgit what happen that night
Cuz Jed was tastin’ all the booze makin’ sure it was all right
Seems that Sanna Claws was already on his way
And he landed on Jed’s roof with his reindeer and his sleigh

(Boy was that a mistake for him)

When he came down the Chimney Jed was past out cold
Now Sanna feeling kinda thirsty from what I was told
So he took a big swig of Jed’s special home brew
And he started hummin’ Christmas songs on a kid’s toy Kazoo

Chorus
The night ole Sanna claws got drunk.
He got drunker than a skunk
It was the best Christmas yet
Sanna gave me a Corvette
Jed got tickets for a cruise and more
And more stuff than he’ll ever use
Presents covered the mountainside
I got me a mail order bride
But the biggest thrill of Jed’s life
Morgan Fairchild became his bride
On the night that Sanna Claws got drunk.

Well I guess it’s understood
Uncle Jed’s home brew is pretty darn good
But according to Uncle Jed Sanna loaded all of it on his sled
Then gave some to his reindeer
Told Jed he’d be back same time next year

And as he flew off out of site Rudolph’s nose was shining bright
On the night that Sanna claws got drunk.

To the Chorus