I wrote santa last year and the year before
and I won't make a mistake like that anymore.
Gonna call him on the phone.
Talk to him and him alone
then he'll know my Christmas needs
before he's gone.
Operator get Santa Claus on the line
and make it snappy 'cause he's an old friend of mine.
He gets mail from me each year and
I'm sure he'll wanta to hear
that we've moved from Spencer avenue to Pine.
This number that we've reached is not correct.
Just why is this call so hard to connect?
Clear the line I don't want to talk to an elf.
I told you I only wanted Santa himself.
Ring his home don't ring the shop.
Can't you make that loud noise stop?
All that ringing in my ear could make me deaf.
You sound just like you're talking in a hole.
Hang up so I can talk to the north pole.
Missus claus please explain this long delay
and what was that I just heard somebody say?
Is it true that santa's sick
or is this some kind of trick?
It won't work i'll keep calling