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All I want for Christmas is my upper plate
I'm losin' weight
without my plate
I've got my lowers but I need my upper plate
so I can eat my Christmas turkey
I left them in a glass of water by my side
when I awoke
I nearly died
I hope the guy that took em will be satisfied
Cause I can't eat my Christmas Turkey
I use to eat corn on the cob
and little bity pickled green tomaters
Christmas Day all I can say
is pass the mashed potaters
So won't somebody tell me what I'm gonna do
My poor old gums
are black and blue
The turnkeys' on the table but I just can't chew
And its taint a very Merry Christmas
Christmas candy sure is hard
I can't even chew it just a little
Christmas Day all I can say is pass the peanut brutal
That's brittle
Uh Jethro -
uh hu.
Without my upper plate
its brutal
So if you have an extra plate that's laid away
I'll borrow it
for Christmas Day
You can send it to me care of RCA
And Friends that address is 806 17th Avenue South
Nashville, Tennessee
I don't know the zip code
And I'll Have a Very Merry Christmas Cha Cha Cha!
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