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Pardon my inquiry, but I got to know
What makes all you people send your mail so slow?
According to the information I receive
You send all your Christmas cards on Christmas Eve
Rain, sleet, or snow the mail goes through
Rain, sleet, or snow the mail goes through
And though it's kind of late, I want you all to hear
Some Christmas information for the coming year
The Postmaster General says we'll get by
If you send all your cards before the 4th of July.
Rain, sleet, or snow the mail goes through
Rain, sleet, or snow the mail goes through
As we fade, the postal authorities struggle on,
Valiantly singing their battle song - To the tune of increasing rates.
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